My wife told me the other day she was lookin at a homecookin blog. I was like what the hell is a blog? Have I killed one before? Is that why you're lookin for recipes? Only to find out people type crap and other people with no life read it. (like my wife-shouldn't you be cleanin something woman) But hey I gotta do something while I wait for the deers to hang. And I am sick and tired of listen to the neighbors holler at Coojoe.(Pardon the misspellin. As in pardon the phrase not a pardon for jail.) You would think they would learn to chain the dang thing to the wall. But ya know parents they have 8 or 9 younguns and the last comes out wild they still think she's an angel.
People like me make sure people like you stay where ya belong. Or as my stepdaddy says Ya damn Yankees stay in your cities and leave us honest people alone. What the hell is wrong with you city people. You can't clean your house, you can't fix a flat, hell you can't even cook food from the store let alone get it for yourself.
Heck in the last week I killed 3 deer only one required a bullet. The second one was tricky. Almost got away.
Had to jump the ditch and narrowly missed the fence but by golly got my deer. Only cost one headlight bulb. Gotta feed all my younguns. The chickens and pigs always appreciate the leftovers.
Anyways this blog is all about me. Deal with it.
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